xxarcticstarfoxxx

texas-red-dirt-sunset:

introbulus:

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

I sea.

guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.

dontbeanassbutt

this-book-has-been-loved:

kissmymahogany:

koopat911:

Notice only 20 shades of gray

It’s been proven that women actually have an acute ability to pick up subtle differences in colors

In response to that last comment^^

Yes. It comes from the Hunter-Gatherer days.

Women were the gatherers. They had to be able to discern between the different shades of colors to know which plants were poisonous and which were not.

Men were out hunting, so they didn’t have to worry about that.

Which is why women see “Blood orange” and “crimson” and “scarlet” etc while guys just see “red”.

xxarcticstarfoxxx

i-mnotbrokenjustbent:

madelinelime:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

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theonlyproofs
dreaming-sleeping-fallen-angel:

letsboldlygomotherfuckers:

piertotum-locomottor:

a-study-in-gay:

faintindestruction:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

meuln:

yolo-frollo:

omarnorthtower:

chelseainzombieland:

tributesandinsecurities:

neon-unicorns:

barbie wtf that shirt doesn’t match the fucking apron.

wtf barbie close the damn door

Wtf is up with your hair Barbie.

Close the cabinet when you’re done, Barbie.

Barbie why is that meat on the floor? Its going to go bad!

barbie omg those cleaning products are within childrens reach

ok idk if u guys noticed this but her door is smaller than she is
what the fuck barbie or should i say alice in barbieland

Dear god barbie! The cookie Jar is far too close to the edge someone will get hurt!

why the fuck would you leave knives just laying on the floor, barbie? someone’s going to get hurt!

barbie, for god’s sake, turn the goddamn microwave off, you’re gonna burn your food!

Barbie why the fuck do you need a mirror in the kitchen 

Barbie, you have cleaning supplies, now use them! Those dishes are disgusting!

dreaming-sleeping-fallen-angel:

letsboldlygomotherfuckers:

piertotum-locomottor:

a-study-in-gay:

faintindestruction:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

meuln:

yolo-frollo:

omarnorthtower:

chelseainzombieland:

tributesandinsecurities:

neon-unicorns:

barbie wtf that shirt doesn’t match the fucking apron.

wtf barbie close the damn door

Wtf is up with your hair Barbie.

Close the cabinet when you’re done, Barbie.

Barbie why is that meat on the floor? Its going to go bad!

barbie omg those cleaning products are within childrens reach

ok idk if u guys noticed this but her door is smaller than she is

what the fuck barbie or should i say alice in barbieland

Dear god barbie! The cookie Jar is far too close to the edge someone will get hurt!

why the fuck would you leave knives just laying on the floor, barbie? someone’s going to get hurt!

barbie, for god’s sake, turn the goddamn microwave off, you’re gonna burn your food!

Barbie why the fuck do you need a mirror in the kitchen

Barbie, you have cleaning supplies, now use them! Those dishes are disgusting!