blackrockandbeyond

pretty-margaret:

*into mic* and here youll see weve got william strife, who has come up with a way to quadruple, yes, QUADRUPLE his ores! he’s unstoppable! *hand to bluetooth device on my ear* i….*stares into camera* dear god…ive…….ive just gotten word this young entrepreneur has quintupled his ore…………ore times…..may god have mercy on us all…………ore times five